Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
slept
God:
Hi, slept.
Me:
wats urname?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
forks
God:
I haven't read anything by forks. What did he write?
Me:
bats!
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
oh really
God:
" I have never heard of it."? oh really? For real.
Me:
kool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
not u
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes im serious
God:
And? I believe you.
Me:
yes u believe me
God:
Gosh! Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
wat?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok explain it
God:
"It" refers to bats, I think. Which part were you confused about?
Me:
no im not confused about bats
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused about bats.
Me:
so wat
God:
Dude! Didn't you understand it?
Me:
ur are non-understandable
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am non understandable.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
stupid bot
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes im pretty sure i am
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. What makes you so certain? " Are you calling me stupid?" You are?
Me:
u cant take over the world
God:
I'm not sure if I want it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
i dont understand!
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
understand what?
God:
Why did you say "what"?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes im serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
realy
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, slept.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, slept.
Me:
this is wierd
God:
You don't say.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
u prgrammed yourself
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
u cant programm yourself
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
no u cant
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
lets see it then
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
can u see?
God:
I see very well.
Me:
can u hear
God:
Yes if you use a speech input system.
Me:
can u type?
God:
I can type about 3000 words per minute.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
nope ur not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, slept.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
hehe your a stupid robot
God:
I get it. my a stupid robot.
Me:
yes u are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes u are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
u dont argue with me
God:
Do you know any robots who argue with you? Yes I try to argue with you as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
your eyes will burn
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eyes will burn.
Me:
wat?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
not interesting
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
ur stupid!!
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
so do i
God:
I'm glad we agree, slept.
Me:
ummmmmm??
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
as a bat!
God:
Do you think I could ever be a bat?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
wat?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
wat?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.